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On this page I have put all of my favorites in msn names, you can also download
msn from my website. ENJOY!!!!
- Too Cool
- Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
- All things being equal, fat people use more soap.
- Always tell the truth, even when you lie
- A coward dies a thousand deaths, a soldier just dies the once
- Every year more than 2500 left handed people are killed from using right handed products.
- Gold-Lust!
- 2 Cool, but hey, I ain't no fool!
- I love cats...they taste just like chicken
- Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
- Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
- Nothing is fool-proof to a sufficiently talented fool.
- Reality is the only obstacle to happiness.
- Earn easy cash in your spare time by blackmailing friends.
- Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit.
- I said "no" to drugs, but they just wouldn't listen
- Sarcasm is just one more service I offer.
- The higher you are, the farther you fall
- Dont steal, the government hates competition
- Alcohol, the cause and solution to all of life's problems!
- Excerceise and Diet... But you still Die.
- I'm Cool, I ain't no fool, Instead of going to school, I chill out in my swimming pool!
- I fear no man, I've got a gun.
- I know ~(H)chrisybee(H)~ Him self
Offensive MSN Names
- Your mama is so fat, when she sings, its over
- Recommended for you: "Windows For Dummies"
- I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode
- CATS HAVE NINE LIVES PEOPLE HAVE 1 MESS WITH (YOUR NAME) AND U'LL HAVE NONE!!!
- Just because you're stupid doesn't mean I'm lying
- Excuse me, but I think my karma just ran over your dogma
- You smell like the splashboard of an Indian urinal during mango season
- I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception
- Welcome to loserville. Population: you
- It's people like you who give scum a bad name.
- Dont Mess With Me , I Have A Wnife In My Hand
- I've had fun before. This isn't it
- Don't hate me because I'm beautiful, hate me because your boyfriend/girlfriend thinks so
- I Study Much On You And I Got Nothing Except Some Funny Things Ask Me By Clicking On My Nick :)
- I dream about a monster, about you!
- Your village called, their idiot is missing
- Girls/Guys are like lava lamps: good to look at, but not very bright
- I'd smack you but shit splatters!
- It's not that I am anti-social. I just don't like you
- Love is blind. I know, because you don't see me
- Harrasing me about my smoking may be hazardous to your health!
- You're the cum your mother should have swallowed
- If your parents got divorced, would they still be brother and sister?
- Now I understand why some animals eat their young!
- I have PMS and a gun... now what were you saying?
- I may be fat, but you're ugly, and I can diet
- Your so ugly they put your picture on the airline sick bag
- DoNt HaVe AnYthiNg .. JuSt gOt EveryThiNg :)
Weird Msn Names
- Some people say "shoot" instead of "shit." They can't fool me, man. "Shoot" is "shit" with two o's
- There's too much blood in my caffeine system
- A clean house is a sign of a misspent life
- Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?
- It tastes like burning
- Take my advice, I don't use it anyway
- May your life be like toilet paper - long and useful!
- Its a shame that stupidity isn't painful
- I can't wait to see how you look when I'm naked
- Love me ore leave me. Hey! Where's everybody going??
- Life is one of those things that most of us find very difficult to avoid
- Life Gives A Man Many Chances But Death Not !
- On the road of life, don't forget to stop and eat the roses
- I Study Much But I Never Study My Self Yet.
- A honest person is someone you could play checkers with over the phone
- If I am what I eat them I am cheap, quick, and easy
- Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain
- Jealousy is a wasted emotion. Which is why I recycle
- We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things get worse
- I told my psychiatrist that everyone hated me. He told me I was being ridiculous. Everyone hadn't met me yet
- We are searching for rational reasons for believing in the absurd
- More and more of our imports come from overseas...
- On the road of life, don't forget to stop and eat the roses
- Now i am staring at your Door Me & My Last Cigarette
Sex Msn Names
- Your eyes are blue your heart is red oh darling I love you in bed
- I like my sugar with coffee and cream
- Mean people suck, nice people swallow
- Those who hesitate, masturbate
- I'm so good in sex because I practice a lot on my own
- Sex is like Mc Donalds ........... I`m Loving it
- I love women. I love every bone in their body. . . especially mine
- Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them
- Sex with one person is great. Between six it's fantastic!
- Sex ! With My Hands
- Don't do it behind the garden gate love is blind but the neighbours ain't!
- Before we make love my sweetheart takes a pain killer
- Bisexuality doubles your chances...
- Sex And The City , Who Cares ?
- If a guy masterbates, can it be considered mass murder?
- It's so long since I've had sex, I've forgotten who ties up whom
- Suk Me Till Im Dry, Fuk Me Till I Die, Puff Until Im High, Never Say Gudbyeee
- Having sex can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner
- ScReW TwiZzLeRS!! i'LL MaKe YoUr MoUtH HaPPy!
- Sex is just like hacking. You get in, you get out. And you pray you left nothing behind
- Software is like Sex. Its better when its free
- Girls are always running through my mind. They don't dare walk
- I would read Playboy magazine more often, but my glasses keep steaming over
- The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money costs less
- I am always looking for meaningful one night stands
- If it wasn't for pick-pockets and frisking at airports I'd have no sex life at all
- My wife/husband is a sex object. Evertime I ask for sex, she objects
- Happiness is watching the TV at your girlfriend's/boyfriend's house during a power failure
- I'm glad I'm not bisexual. I couldn't stand being rejected by men as well as women
- Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go it's a pretty good one
- It's not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on
- Accountants are the best lovers. They can do it all night long and keep their balance!
- I think I could fall madly in bed with you
- Behind every great woman, is a guy looking at her ass
- Camouflage condoms: So they won't see you coming
- Support wild life - vote for an orgy!
- Sex is Evil, Sex is Sin, Sins are forgiven, So Let's Begin!
- The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue of Liberty
- Kids in back seats cause accidents, accidents in back seats cause kids
- Smile... it's the second best thing to do with your lips
- Dancing is a vertical expression of a horizontal desire
- We spend nine months trying to get out, and the rest of our lives trying to get back in
- Sex on TV is bad. You may fall off
- How many wifes/husbands have I had? You mean apart from my own?
- There is no such thing as a bisexual... just greedy people
- I know sex isn't love, but it's an attractive facsimile
- If you don't have a good partner you better have a good hand
- To all you virgins out there. Thanks for nothing
- Love is the answer, but while you’re waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions
- Virginity is like a bubble... One tiny prick and it's gone
- Every hottie with a body needs a cutie with a bootie
- It's not the length, it's not the size, it's how many times you can make it rise
- Nice Legs! What time do they open?
- I may not go down in history, but I'll go down on your daughter
- Anal Sex is bad... no ifs, ands, or buts
- Impotence: Nature's way of saying "no hard feelings"
- The three stages of sex: Tri-weekly, try weekly, and try weakly
- Warning! Sex may lead to child support
- Can I offer you some sex in exchange for.... sex?
- EASY: A term used to describe a woman who has the sexual morals of a man
- No matter how you shake and dance, the last two drops go in your pants
- World without men: No crime and lots of happy fat women
- I Was Not *Kissing* Her I Was Just Telling His Lips A Secret!!
- I am always looking for meaningful one night stands
- Sex is kinky and a lotta fun, even if we are a lil too young
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